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You always make me feel so fine.
My favorite love, my best, my friend,
And that is why I want to send
A poem to thrill you to your socks,
A poem that sings, a poem that rocks,
A poem to spin you on your head,
(unless you’d like a kiss instead!)
and if that’s not enough for you -–
I’ll up the score -- and give you two!
(or three or four or eight or nine)
for you, my funky Valentine.
Will You Be My Valentine?
Will you be my Valentine
And say your heart will soon be mine
And then we’ll walk, two hearts entwined
So glad together, such a find.
Like quick and sand, like bread and butter,
You make my heart feel all aflutter.
What’s that, you say you’d rather not!
I always knew you were a snot.
I would not take you on a bet.
You’re gross, you’re mean, you stink, and yet
Your face, your look that grins and mocks . . .
I’ll smack it with a candy bo
Your smile is as bright
As a spot light set high.
Your eyes have a sizzle
Like grease set to fry.
Your teeth are as white as
My clothes after bleach.
Your cheeks are as smooth as
A freshly plucked peach.
I say all these things just to
Make you feel fine,
Before I say, Valentine,
Will you be mine?
Valentines Day Poems 2015
You’re my funky Valentine.You always make me feel so fine.
My favorite love, my best, my friend,
And that is why I want to send
A poem to thrill you to your socks,
A poem that sings, a poem that rocks,
A poem to spin you on your head,
(unless you’d like a kiss instead!)
and if that’s not enough for you -–
I’ll up the score -- and give you two!
(or three or four or eight or nine)
for you, my funky Valentine.
Funny Valentines Day Poems
Will You Be My Valentine?
Will you be my Valentine
And say your heart will soon be mine
And then we’ll walk, two hearts entwined
So glad together, such a find.
Like quick and sand, like bread and butter,
You make my heart feel all aflutter.
What’s that, you say you’d rather not!
I always knew you were a snot.
I would not take you on a bet.
You’re gross, you’re mean, you stink, and yet
Your face, your look that grins and mocks . . .
I’ll smack it with a candy bo
Funny Valentines Day 2015 Poems
Your SmileYour smile is as bright
As a spot light set high.
Your eyes have a sizzle
Like grease set to fry.
Your teeth are as white as
My clothes after bleach.
Your cheeks are as smooth as
A freshly plucked peach.
I say all these things just to
Make you feel fine,
Before I say, Valentine,
Will you be mine?
Funny Poems on Valentines Day 2015
If You Love Me
If you love me,
(say it’s true),
I’ll need a box of
Sweets from you.
Some chocolate chunks,
Some luscious bites,
Two boxes, please,
If that’s all right,
Some long-stemmed roses,
Stored on ice,
Delivered fresh
Would be so nice.
And while we’re at it,
Oh, so grand,
Would be a lovely
Diamond band.
What’s that you say?
You have to work?
(I swear each man
is such a jerk!)
If you love me,
(say it’s true),
I’ll need a box of
Sweets from you.
Some chocolate chunks,
Some luscious bites,
Two boxes, please,
If that’s all right,
Some long-stemmed roses,
Stored on ice,
Delivered fresh
Would be so nice.
And while we’re at it,
Oh, so grand,
Would be a lovely
Diamond band.
What’s that you say?
You have to work?
(I swear each man
is such a jerk!)
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